Dear Adelie,
What do you do for a living?
— Regards
How can I make you go away?
— No regard
A penguin’s needs are few and inexpensive. The pittance that OSTG pays is plenty for me. Before I embarked on the life of an open source advice columnist, I got a degree from U of A (Ross Ice Shelf campus) and interned at the Falklands Islands Herald-Tribune. Don’t tell my boss, but a large enough donation in unmarked bills or a gig as personal assistant for Jack Black (sigh — I know he’s not my species, but … wow) would get me out of your hair for good.
Dear Adelie,
I haven’t heard you speak out in favor of the war on terror. Why do you hate freedom?
— US uber alles
What do you mean? I advocate Linux over Windows every chance I get.
Dear Adelie,
I saw your answer to a technical question a couple of weeks ago. I really appreciated it — I learned something. Why don’t you do more of these?
— CLI noobie
No one asks.
Ask Adelie your question. Adelie thanks you all for writing, but regrets that she cannot provide personal answers to all questions.
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