The little SCO that cried wolf

Once upon a time, there was a little company named SCO that lived in the town of Unix. Now, one day SCO went into the woods. And, horrors, it ran back into town shouting that that the big, bad wolves–IBM, Red Hat, and Novell–had attacked it with their big nasty Linux penguin buddy, Tux the Destroyer! And-oh no!–they had stolen SCO’s picnic basket of Unix intellectual property goodies.