Old Face Rubbish. New Face Required

Now for a matter of national security. I got an email today saying:

As I read your blog posts on planet.gnome.org, my view of your words is colored by your angry faced hackergotchi. I would love to see the happier side of the Ubuntu Community Manager.

I am a pretty happy fella, but you know what, that hackergotchi is indeed a little angry. Would any of you creative types be interested in having a go at creating a new hackergotchi for me?

If so, feel free to link to your hackergotchi in the comments. Thanks!